My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
Could someone please tell me what happens to humans when they get a piece of BUBBLE WRAP in their hands?
What is this psychotic compulsion that comes over us, where we all feel the need to start POPPING it?
Whenever I see bubble wrap, I instantly get this GLEE in my eyes and start foaming at the mouth.
My fingers begin to tremble and I lose all sense of reality; not able to go another minute until I can hear the heavenly sound of it’s true earthly purpose…
...POPPING!
If ever I receive a package mailed to my home and discover bubble wrap, I find myself getting more excited about the wrap, than I do with what it is that I’ve ordered.
I’m sure my neighbors all wonder what the hell is going on in my apartment, when they suddenly hear what sounds like GUN SHOTS coming from behind the door.
POP!….POP!….POP!
And have you ever noticed the difference in sound that the BIG bubble wrap makes compared to the small bubble wrap?
The bigger stuff sounds much more fuller and richer…and LOUDER!
While the smaller stuff sounds more like someone cracking their chewing gum.
I personally get more satisfaction from the bigger stuff.
And what I REALLY like to do, is take a whole WAD and fold it in halves…then jump in the air and land on it with BOTH feet, making it sound like one big EXPLOSION.
Oh…the RAPTURE!!!
Sometimes when I’m at work and find bubble wrap inside one of the product deliveries…I always lie, and tell everyone that I’m going to the dumpster area to throw it out. But what I secretly do…is go into the stockroom, so that I can be all alone and have a private POP-moment.
I can’t help it…bubble wrap makes me go totally Ape Shit….
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