My inspiration for this post came from my dear, longtime blogging friend, Debbie @ Musings by an ND Domer's Mom, who is not only a gifted...
A few weeks ago at work, I was standing at one of the cosmetic counters talking to one of my favorite coworkers, when all of a sudden I heard a ring tone emanating from somewhere in her chest region.
She immediately grabbed both her breasts and began squeezing them right in front of me.
“Ohhhhhhh….where the hell is my cell phone, I can’t find it?!”
She quickly reached inside one of her bra cups and groped her breast.
“No, it’s not in that one.”
She then reached inside the other bra cup and began feverishly groping her other breast.
“OMG there it is, I found it……Yes, HELLO?”
Well can I just tell you, I was utterly flabbergasted. Yes, ME…flabbergasted!
After she got off the phone I had to ask, “So tell me, why do you keep your cell phone in your bra?”
She said, “Because it’s the most convenient place. A lot of women do.”
“Oh really? Well if it’s so convenient, why did it look as though you were publicly giving your girls a little afternoon delight?”
“Because my boobs are so big that my cell phone will sometimes get lost.”
“Then why don’t you try wedging it in your cleavage. It might be easier to secure.”
Afterward, I thought about it and realized she had a point. Unlike men, who usually have a shirt, pant, or suit pocket to store their phones, where does a woman conveniently store hers?
Viola….in her bra!
This gave me a crazy idea. Just for the heck of it, let’s try to imagine men doing the same thing. I mean what would happen if one day the fashion industry suddenly stopped making shirts, pants, and suits with pockets? And what would happen if there were no such thing as a cell phone belt clip? What would a man do with his cell phone?
Viola….he could also wear a bra!
So, I went online and found some nifty men's bras. What do you think?
Me, personally? I prefer the classic black.
It looks a tad more macho.
Oh and look gentlemen, you can even try wearing your bra like this….
it's called.....hands-free mobile!
Have an awesome weekend, BRAthers!
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